Why don’t aliens visit our solar system?
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They looked at the reviews — only one star.
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Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
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They don’t have the guts.
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Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?
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In case he got a hole in one.
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I used to play piano by ear…
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But now I use my hands.